Staff

£2.40

A humorous greeting card featuring a cat and a speech bubble with text 'Dogs Have Owners, Cats Have Staff'

– Blank inside for your own message
– Printed in the UK on premium card stock
– Supplied with a white envelope

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SKU: C0143 Category:

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Staff

A humorous greeting card featuring a cat and a speech bubble with text ‘Dogs Have Owners, Cats Have Staff’

And of course it is true – but then you can’t go for a walk with a cat. Well, you kind of can, but not for a real, proper walk. It might walk along beside you, but you never know what it will decide it’s had enough and wants to do its own thing. It might lie down and roll over. Or it might decide it wants to rub itself against your leg.

What you cannot do is tell it to walk on. Or rather, you can but it’s a doomed exercise. No one can tell a cat what to do. Which is why they have staff to look after their needs.

This is the perfect card to give to a cat owner, because cat owners always believe they have a special back-channel to a cat’s mind.

SKU: C0143

A cat and text 'Dogs Have Owners, Cats Have Staff'
Staff
£2.40