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‘Grab’ Anti-Brexit Greeting Card to support the No Brexit, anti-Brexit movement, featuring a mockup of a poster for a night of music and Brexit mayhem.

– Blank inside for your own message
– Printed in the UK on premium card stock
– Supplied with a white envelope

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Grab is an anti-Brexit greeting card featuring a mockup of a poster for a night of music and Brexit mayhem. The venue is a Referendum Blues event. And the headline act is Straight Up Guy who sings his signature hit ‘Always The Same Song’. It’s an allusion to the man who headed the Brexit movement. Therefore, I will not commit his name to print here.

Straight Up Guy

That is to say, I will not give him house room. And his name, Straight Up Guy, is a satire. Specifically, the man behind the name is the very opposite of being straight up. That is not what he represents.

The supporting act is The Red Cards. That is of course an allusion to footballers being sent off the field for foul play. More than that, it is an allusion to footballers being sent off the field after repeated foul play. And their signature song they are going to sing at the Referendum Blues Event is that perennial favourite ‘Bad Idea’.

The Last Chance Economy

It’s the Last Chance Economy and there’s a special guest, T. May. Who is this person who shows such promise and has yet to deliver a hit? The studios are getting nervous. Some of them are talking about a substitute who can deliver on that promise. However, there is another worry which is that the hit that the substitute delivers will sink the ship of state.

Fifteen Minutes Of Fame

Yes, there is no doubt that politics is a game for chancers and fools. Let those who grab the limelight have their fifteen minutes of fame. The truth is that the markets dictate, and who know who the big players are? Will the pound sink? To clarify that statement we should ask whether the pound will sink further. So buy now, grab a bargain and watch Britain take to the high seas in search of those elusive markets.

From Bad Brexit to Mrs May to the Red Cards, from Stand Up Guy always singing the same song, to Article 50 – it’s an EU Passport grab whichever way you look at it.

SKU: B0007

Grab is an anti-Brexit greeting card featuring a mockup of a poster for a night of music and Brexit mayhem
Grab
£2.40